Life

As long as your mistakes are new
ones you can argue that you are
making progress.
(Anon)

Life

Anything worth taking seriously
is worth poking fun at.
(Anon)

Life

An apple a day keeps the doctor
away. Remember that the next
time you can’t get an appointment.
(Anon)

Life

Ambition without knowledge is
like a canoe without a paddle.
(Anon)

Life

A man surrounded by pygmies
will always look big.
(Anon)

Life

A clear conscience is usually the
sign of a bad memory.
(Anon)

Life

A clean house is the sign of a
misspent life.
(Anon)

Life

A day without sunshine is
like . . . night.
(Anon)

Life

An anecdote in time
saves boredom.
(Anon)

Life

Always remember: you’re unique.
Just like everyone else.
(Anon)

Life

All good things come to
whoever gets there first.
(Anon)

Life

Act as if you cannot fail.
(South Africa)

Life

The absent are always wrong.
(English)

Life

42% of all statistics
are made up.
(Anon)

Life

Ability is what you are able to do,
motivation determines what
you do, attitude decides how
well you do it.
(Anon)

Chinese Proverbs

Virginity like bubble:
one prick all gone.

Chinese Proverbs

Passionate kiss like spider’s web:
soon lead to undoing of fly.

Chinese Proverbs

Man who push piano down
mineshaft get A flat miner.

Chinese Proverbs

Man who want pretty
nurse must be patient.

Chinese Proverbs

Man who drop watch in toilet
bound to have crappy time.

Chinese Proverbs

Man who live in glass house need
to change clothes in basement.

Chinese Proverbs

Man who drive like hell
bound to get there.

Chinese Proverbs

Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok.

Chinese Proverbs

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Chinese Proverbs

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Chinese Proverbs

Man who run in front of car get tired.