Chinese Proverbs

Man who fart in church
sit in own pew.

Chinese Proverbs

Crowded elevator smell
different to midget.

Chinese Proverbs

Baseball wrong:
man with four balls
cannot walk.

School Days Proverbs

None are so blind as . . .
Stevie Wonder.


If at first you don’t succeed . . .
get new batteries.


People in glass
houses shouldn’t . . .
run around naked.


There’s no fool like . . .
Uncle Johnny.

School Days Proverbs

No news is . . .
impossible.


Love all, trust . . .
me.


Don’t put off till tomorrow what . . .
you put on to go to bed.

School Days Proverbs

A penny saved . . .
is not much.


Two’s company, three’s . . .
the musketeers.


Laugh and the world laughs with
you, cry and . . . you must blow
your own nose.

School Days Proverbs

The pen is mightier
than the . . . pigs.


An idle mind is . . .
the best way to relax.


There’s no smoke
without . . . pollution.

Chinese Proverbs

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

School Days Proverbs

Children should be seen
and not . . . smacked or grounded.


When the blind
leadeth the blind . . . best get out of the way.


Never underestimate the
power of . . . termites.

School Days Proverbs

Don’t bite the hand that . . .
looks dirty.


A miss is as good as a . . . mr.


You can’t teach an
old dog . . . maths.

School Days Proverbs

As you make your bed so
shall you . . . mess it up


Better to be safe than . . .
hit a teacher.


You can lead a horse
to water but . . . how?

SCHOOL DAYS

A secondary school teacher made a list of
some well known proverbs and gave the class
the first half of the proverbs, so that they
could complete the sayings. Here’s what they
came up with