Life

He who seeks trouble
never misses.
(English)

He who smiles in a crisis has found
someone to blame.
(Anon)

Life

He who serves two masters has
to lie to one.
(Portuguese)

He who laughs last hasn’t
got all the facts.
(Anon)

Life

Genius is one percent inspiration,
ninety-nine percent perspiration.
(Thomas Edison)

Good judgment comes from bad
experience, and a lot of that
comes directly from
bad judgment.
(Anon)

Life

Eyes trust themselves but ears
trust others.
(German)

Fortune is blind but not invisible.
(French)

Life

Experience is a comb
nature gives to men
when they are bald.
(Eastern)

Life

Everyone loves justice in the
affairs of others.
(Italian)

Experience is something you get
just after you need it.
(Anon)

Life

Don’t worry; it only seems
perverted the first time.

Ensure your kitchen is kept
clean – eat out